NXT Smart Marks > WWE Smart Marks

NXT this past Friday. Stage AE, totally sold out. Baron Corbin vs. Apollo Crews. I’m sitting quite prominently on the stage above the ring. The chant starts:
“SUPER GENIUS! SUPER GENIUS!” A tribute to my radio persona and tested IQ of 166. You can’t teach that, BTW.
I put my right index finger to my lips, shushing the marks. Then I point to the ring. These guys deserve your attention. The chant goes quiet.
I AM AN ABSOLUTE GOD! In Pittsburgh, anyway.
NXT was, once again,