Mojo Madden’s Opening Segment Spectacular!

Seth Rollins doesn’t like Sting. Sting destroyed Rollins’ statue. I don’t blame Rollins for not liking Sting.Triple H’s music hits. “Oh, no, not them again!”
Mom and Dad head to the ring, practically genuflecting on the “Connor’s Cure” logo. They immediately revert to being heels. Why, yes, it is confusing.
If Steph wore thick, black glasses, she’d look like Amy Farrah Fowler. She ticks off the names of several wrestlers. Zero response.