Robert Kirby: When I was a kid, good behavior in LDS Primary was secondary

The Primary sang in my Latter-day Saint ward a few weeks ago. As these programs tend to go, it was rather enjoyable.No kid was dragged away for misbehaving, the songs were easily recognized as hymns rather than tavern choruses bellowed by inebriated hobbits, and most of the youngsters actually participated.For those unfamiliar with Mormon doings, the Primary is the church’s program for small kids. After sacrament meeting, everyone under age 12 is packed off to indoctrination.Wrangling thes