Robert Kirby: This lazy student never had a lazy teacher

My grade school report cards are in a folder my mom kept. Why she bothered, I don’t know. Best guess is for blackmail purposes should I have ever amounted to much.Hilarious, I know. Flipping through them, several words are consistent in describing my scholastic endeavors as a child — the most common one being “lazy.”“Bobby does not finish his assigned work on time. Lazy and inattentive.”“Lazy and disruptive.”My personal favorite. “Uses profan