Robert Kirby: Running for — or away from — office

With so much stupidity to occupy the media’s attention, you no doubt have missed the news that Sonny and I are running for the same congressional seat.Sonny is running for the newly formed Garbage Party. Meanwhile, I am a candidate for the long-venerated (six weeks) Trash Party.Political pundits insist that there isn’t much difference between our stands on the issues. We both support the Second Amendment, we advocate for public health care, and generally agree that Japan is a country