Robert Kirby: Give me news I can use. Coronavirus? Nah. Bison attacks? Yep.

I don’t recall when I stopped paying close attention to the news. It was somewhere around the 1.7 billionth story on either Washington politics or the coronavirus.With my wandering attention span, even the approaching end of the world can get tedious after a while. If it’s bound to happen, then hurry it up already.This hardly means I’m not interested in the news at all. My wife, who watches and reads all the news she can, knows when to yell, “Hon, you’re going to wa