Robert Kirby: Come, come — back — ye Saints

After a layoff of more than two months, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced tentative steps for its members to gather once again.In a news release entirely invented for the purposes of this column (meaning that there is not a shred of truth in it, even though some of you will believe it anyhow and wind yourselves into whiny snits), the faith’s governing First Presidency announced:“We are concerned that the recent quarantine may result in otherwise valiant member