Robert Kirby: All I want for Christmas is ... the impossible

My wife and I were on the sofa watching the morning news Thursday when she popped the question just like she has for the past 25 Decembers. I gave her the same answer.Wife • “What do you want for Christmas?”Me • “Hell if I know.”What could I want for Christmas that I don’t already have? I’m still happily married and debt-free. My girls have good husbands, my grandkids are healthy (though some of them show signs of early-onset Kirbism), and I’m