Letter: Nukes don't kill people — people kill people — and, to protect myself, I need a nuke

In light of the recent school shooting in Florida, I have realized that I need to exercise my right to bear arms. It is the only way to keep my family safe. I used to think a knife or a bat was enough. Then maybe a handgun or shotgun. Later I thought, no, an AR-15 under the bed should do the trick. In light of recent events, I have deteremined that the only way I can properly exercise my right to bear arms is to go nuclear.Yes, Editor, I have decided I need to make my own nuclear weapon. You see