Letter: In quarantine with Donald Trump

My wife and I were watching The View on April 7 when Whoopi Goldberg asked something to the effect, "Aside from your loved ones, with whom would you like to be quarantined?”When my wife asked me, I replied, "Trump."She jumped to her feet, which, at our age, is not an easy thing to do, and yelled "You can't be serious. Nobody would want that. Not even Mitch McConnel.”I told her, I'm very serious. I'd smash Trump’s cell phone and keep him from harming our country, at least for a