Letter: Civil servants hear from the Supreme Leader

Glorious Supreme Leader Trump sent, to all civil servants, a letter ahead of Christmas. In this letter, he declared that he has bequeathed incredible benefits upon us. We shall be receiving our greatest raise in 10 years. We have also been given the unprecedented benefit of 12 weeks of parental leave, bringing us closer to the 41 other countries who grant it to all citizens.In the letter, we were also reminded that our Thrift Savings Plans are at an extraordinary level thanks to his economy. Pen