Kirby: Dear missionary, read between the lines

Editor’s note • Robert Kirby is recovering from rocket-related activities. This is a reprint of an earlier column.I just received a letter from an LDS missionary. Because he wants to continue being a missionary, and his mom might die of shame if his name turned up in one of my columns, I shall refer to him as Elder B.Elder B is serving the Lord in the East Buglick, Someplace Awful-South Mission. He seems to be the typical missionary, meaning that he loves the locals, wishes that