Garrison Keillor: It's Thanksgiving. Be Happy.

For evolution, the Constitution,And the ATMs of banks,The Times and Post and the whole West Coast,I want to give sincerest thanks.A Mozart sonata, my inamorata,And a first-rate BLT.For Silverman (Sarah) and the Obama era,I give thanks most thankfully.I’m a fraud, a fake, a big mistake, a creep.I’m over a barrel but I care a lot for Meryl Streep.And so, once again, the feast of gratitude for the gifts of Providence -- profiteroles, procreation, Prokofiev, the profession of faith, the