Elder Pious? When Mormon missionaries come home sounding like general authorities

Robert Kirby is still yanking his hair out trying to get all his technology up and humming. This is a reprint of an earlier column.I asked a friend how his son was adjusting since returning last week from a two-year Mormon mission.“Beats me,” Al said. “I’ll let you know if and when he finally gets here.”According to Al, the kid who came home from Germany was not the more mature and responsible version of the one they sent away. Oh, he looked like David, but David wa