Commentary: How to be Mormon in just 73 easy steps

1. Never use the word “Mormon” in describing anything Mormon. Doing so is a <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2018/10/07/members-offend-jesus/">win for Satan</a>.2. Drink no coffee, tea or alcohol.3. Eat meat sparingly. (Actually, scratch that. It’s in the <a href="http://local.sltrib.com/online/WoW/">Word of Wisdom</a>, but no one pays attention to it anyway, so bring on the burgers. You’re going to need to keep your strength up for keeping