Bagley caption contest winner: Vacationing in a quandry

Winner “Looks as if he'll be spending his vacation in a quandary instead of Alaska or Hawaii.”<br>— Donald C. Dew, Magna
Runners-upRalph listened to the weather forecast on two different channels and he couldn’t tell which one was fake news.<br>— Jim Hall, Salt Lake City
“Top half, he’s dressed for Utah in the spring. Bottom half, he’s dressed for Utah in the spring.”<br>— Philip Widmer, Salt Lake City
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