Alexandra Petri: I am an independent, impartial judge

How to say this?So last week I feel like we got off on the wrong foot a little bit. Like Justice John Paul Stevens, you may have seen the guy shouting about beer and "revenge on behalf of the Clintons" and thought, "Yeeeegh, I don't love this. Can someone else be lifetime-appointed to the Supreme Court?"I just want to say: That wasn't me. I mean, technically, it was me, but in a broader, representational sense, it wasn't.I was only throwing a temper tantrum as a father, a son and a husband. As a