Alexandra Petri: Donald Trump possesses rare powers. Didn't you know?

“You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe, I would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,” Donald Trump said.Donald Trump would have run in there, unarmed. He would have done that. And it would have worked.Donald Trump is the greatest hero of our time.He did not get involved in Vietnam because it would have been unfair to the other combatants, and he wanted to give them a sporting chance. Donald Trump would have been literally unstoppable