Alexandra Petri: Deleting Facebook? Don't worry, I'll replace it for you.

I can understand why you might wish to delete Facebook, especially given that the company responded to the news about Cambridge Analytica by saying, oh, no, the problem was not that someone had access to the data of 50 million people, most of whom had no idea that their information was being shared, that part was okay; the problem was they sold it.That is why I have this special offer: If you want to delete Facebook, but are worried that you will miss it, I am happy to become your personal Faceb