Washington Ski Area Issues Hilariously Verbose Forecast: "A Girthy Plume Of Moisture..."

Crystal Mountain, Washington, had way too much fun with a recent mountain weather forecast.The forecast, published by Robby Jost on March 9th, contains hilarious phrases like "a girthy plume of moisture" and can be read in full below.View the original article to see embedded media.Jost's handiwork appeared quickly on a Reddit forum dedicated to Crystal Mountain, where commenters noted his unique word choices."Girth, penetrate, pounded," wrote one commenter. "Checks the boxes."It's here that we f