This Is the Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done on Skis

There's a lot of things you learn in journalism about how to hook an audience in your first sentence and things you should or shouldn't write about, but rules are made to be broken, eh? You can probably discern based on the title that I'm going to tell you about the dumbest thing I've ever done on skis, and I'm prefacing it with all this because for better or worse, it's not very hard for folks reading POWDER to find my email, website, and Instagram to send me messages about the things I wr