Get the Andrew McCutchen nonsense out of your head

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There’s been a lot of talk on the streets about Andrew McCutchen not being a part of the Pirates in 2017. Seems the Buccos may try to trade their franchise player to get some value back. Makes sense; the Pirates are in danger of sliding back to irrelevance, so cash in now to start a quick rebuild.
And with that kind of talk comes whispers about who may be a good fit for said McCuthen. Apparently numerous people think the Phillies would be a good fit. The Phillies.