The UFC’s return to Dallas was a wild one

Maybe one day we’ll look back at the UFC’s springtime visit to Dallas as the weekend the promotion woke up from its deep slumber. It was one big return to the glorious dysfunctional family that has so endeared itself to gawkers from all walks of life. There was fresh-faced Justin Gaethje, sitting among his new family during the summer kick-off presser like none other than Boba Freaking Fett, promising Michael Johnson a beating. There was Johnson saying he doesn’t eat feces piec