Eating Christmas

I was awakened by a text message at about 2 a.m. following Thanksgiving of 2014: “911!! 911!! I’m not bringing the rolls for Christmas. I’VE BEEN ASSIGNED THE SWEET POTATOES! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?”I was awakened by a text message at about 2 a.m. following Thanksgiving of 2014: "911!! 911!!…