Electronic boycott a shock kids need to experience outdoors

At the risk of sounding like one of the grumpy old guys in the balcony on the Muppets, I have to complain about these kids today. A tragedy is playing out in real time all around us, and I can’t seem to stop it, reverse it, or even slow its momentum. So I’ll shine a light on it, issue an edict, and hope there is even the tiniest bit of change that follows.