You're Wrong About That!

by Francine Colman-Gutierrez
Hi. I'm Francine Colman-Gutierrez. Here are some things you are wrong about.
Old People: You're wrong about that. Some of them aren't creepy at all.
Daylight Saving Time: Wrong. You're not actually saving anything.
Your "Cool" Dad: He is not remotely cool.
"There Is Evidence for God": Extremely wrong about that.
Neko Atsume: Like God, those cats aren't real.
McDonald's All-Day Breakfast: It's better than you could ever imagine…