You Make Me Swoon, Whole Foods Checkout Guy

by AnonymousTo the beautiful Whole Foods checkout guy: I love you, my tall, handsome prince. Thank you for flirting with me yesterday. Someone as gorgeous and personable as you would never do that where I'm from (New York City). When you complimented my sushi-rrito and I offered to split it with you, you said no—but maybe you meant yes? I hope so. If you were mine, I would take such good care of you. As I was leaving, I made a joke about Rastafarianism. I'm sorry. That was dumb. I should h