Y'all Sure Do Hate Li'l Allen Stone

It was just this past Friday that I first heard the name—Allen Stone. He was playing the Paramount, capping a week-long Seattle club residency, and it looked like all social media on teh internet was in an uproar over him and his music. As I'd never heard him, and you guys were SO FUCKING MAD, I took a punt and listened to him. Oh, okay, I get it. Evidently, he's some local kid trying to style himself as some kind of a soul singer, and, now having heard him, I'd say his soullessness is a f