Wouldn't It Be Great If Trump's Nordstrom Freakout Got Him Impeached? Or Kellyanne Conway Indicted?

by Dan SavageThey're going to deport Colbert's Art Department. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
So this happened yesterday. Then this happened. Then this:
White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Wednesday that Nordstrom's decision to stop carrying Ivanka Trump's clothing and accessories line is an attack on the president's policies and his daughter. Spicer told reporters during his daily press briefing that the decision—which Nordstrom said was a result of poor sales, not politics&m