Will Someone Please Adopt Scruffles, the GOP Kitten?

Here at The Stranger, we're terribly concerned about the rising number of homeless pets—which is why we're devoting space every week to animals considered to be unadoptable for ideological reasons. WON'T YOU OPEN YOUR HEART AND HOME TO ONE OF SEATTLE'S UNWANTED KITTENS?
Meet Scruffles, the GOP Kitten. She's a 4-month-old, short-haired tabby, and she loves warm snuggles. Also...
• Scruffles thinks evolution is a construct invented by atheists. She firmly believes th