Will Someone Please Adopt Nibbles, the Islamic State Bunny?

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Here at The Stranger, we're terribly concerned about the rising number of homeless pets—which is why we're devoting space every week to animals considered unadoptable for ideological reasons. WILL YOU OPEN YOUR HEART AND HOME TO ONE OF SEATTLE'S UNWANTED BUNNIES?
Meet Nibbles, the Islamic State Bunny. He's an adorable, 6-month-old Netherland Dwarf rabbit, and he's a cuddly and affectionate companion! Also...
• Nibbles should not be left alone with swords