Why I Recently Defaced a Sign at a Private East Coast College

Unnecessary hyphens are the grammar problem no one is talking about.by Christopher FrizzelleThis is the sign in question.CF
On a trip to a private East Coast college where I was doing a brief teaching gig, I noticed this sign above a men's room urinal. Instantly, I thought of Dave Segal. It's not normal to think about Dave Segal while I'm at the urinal, but the sign made me think instantly of his grammar tirades—like this one and this one and this one and this one and this one.
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