20-05-2016 20:42 via thestranger.com

Who's Trump Humiliating Today?

by Matt Baume"And you smell like one, too, America." a katz / Shutterstock.com
Hidden away in the penthouse lair of a skyscraper at the top of Mount Crumpit, Donald Trump has an enormous Wheel-of-Fortune-style wheel bearing the name of every single human on the planet.
Whenever Donald is feeling low, he gives that wheel a spin to see which inhabitant of Earth he's going to insult next. His enemies are of course weighted more heavily, so they're likely to bear the brunt of his wrath. But there's
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