Who the Hell Are These Weirdos Debating Hillary and Bernie Tonight?

Don't be nervous when this guy shows up on your TV screen. His name is Lincoln Chafee and he's totally allowed to be there.Official Portrait/State of Rhode Island
Tonight CNN airs a very special infomercial for two exciting, long-in-development products: Hillary Clinton™ and Bernie Sanders™. Both toys come with lifelike rhetoric sounds, include cutting-edge revenue-generation technology, and feature real chopping action.But wait, there's more: tonight they'll be showing off their acc