What to Look Forward to Now that Hillary's Officially Running

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Politics is full of surprises, so let's cherish those few certainties that we know we can always count on: Barack Obama will always be a nerd; Joe Biden will always have hungry glint in his eye around other peoples' wives; and Rand Paul will always look like he should be playing a carrot in an elementary school play about nutrition.
And Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee for president. This was never in any doubt, so the fact that it's