What the Puck?!

Do you need to get something off your chest? Submit an I, Anonymous and we'll illustrate it!by AnonymousBetween the Torrent and Heated Rivalry, Seattle hockey fans are starting to see a heap of new faces at local games. I love to see it! Hockey is the best! Welcome! But I have two requests: 1) Please stay in your seat when the puck is in play, and 2) please stop asking the players to kiss. 
I’m not mad. There’s no way you’d know if you’ve never been to a hockey game.