What Is the Best Phrase in This Piece That Already Has "Vatican Orgies" in Its Headline?

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• "a gay lobby in the heart of the Holy See"
• "orgies with Swiss Guards and Roman priests"
• "celibacy-challenged prelates start snooping"
• "screenshots of the priest"
• "a little black book for anyone who might be interested in gay sex with priests"
• "the errant priest"
• "allegedly asks Baldon if he knows any young 17-year-old men who are 'thin and well endowed'"