What a Seattle Newcomer Needs to Know

Kelly OSmoking weed is legal. Just don’t do it in public.
Are you lost? No? You chose to come to this gray, rain-soaked hamlet and live in the shadow of a massive, active volcano? (Wait, you thought Mt. Rainier was just a mountain? What else don't you know?)
Sorry, never mind: Welcome to Seattle! Here—have a survival guide:
You need a place to live: I'm going to assume you are not uber-wealthy, which means you are most likely a renter. KEEP READING>>