Well, I Guess I Wanna Be Milked

Thanks, HUMP!by Jasmyne KeimigThose ballot boxes get stuffed at the end of the night. Tracey Cataldo
The first time I came was in my bedroom with all the lights on and a chair blocking the door to prevent my mom from walking in. I was 14. While touching myself never felt wrong or gross, something about watching people fuck seemed more off limits, something only boys did. But as I started flicking the bean more, I quickly got bored just imagining PG-13 situations in my head or focusing on the fee