Welcome to College

Welcome to Collegeby Eli SandersHello, new students! You have so much to look forward to: Five terms of President Trump, robots taking whatever "job" you might want to put your learnin' toward, and a warming planet that's gearing up to fry your offspring. So, uh, take our advice and milk the fuck out of these four (or more) years of higher education.Oh, and while you're milking it, perhaps you'd also like to figure out how to fill that brain of yours with knowledge that could help us humans be l