We Could Fund the Border Wall. Or We Could Buy 2 Billion Tacos.

by Katie HerzogWho's gonna pay for it?! We are! ELFLACODELNORTE/GETTY
According to Department of Homeland Security officials (and Fox News), Trump's goddamn-no-good-very-fucking-stupid border wall—which, if it happens, either the American taxpayers or these idiots on GoFundMe are going to pay for—will consist of 215 miles of a “wall system” on the southern border. This "wall system" will supposedly include some fencing, some border patrol agents, and some cameras for the