Washington’s Worst Billionaires, Ranked

by Katie HerzogThe kind of meal $137 billion gets you.EMILY DRISCOLL
1. Jeff BezosPorn star Bezos is most famous for his glass balls and his big, swinging dick pics, but—fun fact—he’s also the founder and chairman of city-ruiner Amazon dot com; the reason Washington state will never have an income and/or capital gains and/or employee head tax; and, if the reports are true, something of a philandering husband. The really bad news is, Bezos has reportedly given less than one perc