Wading through the Insufferable Pre-Super Bowl Bullshit News Cycle

Spike FriedmanBeastcakes (made with official BeastMode weed) and Skittles are just one way to handle your pre-Super Bowl anxiety.
We’re deep into the insufferableness of no football before really important football, and I’m already feeling anxious. Anxious enough to buy some Mariners opening day tickets. Anxious enough to comb through over a hundred dip recipes to pull out nine to make for Sunday. Anxious enough to watch the end of last Sunday’s game 35 more t