UPDATE: I Am Mesmerized by the Intimate Spotting of the LA Rams' Head Coach

by Charles Mudede
This is seriously erotic. The coach of the LA Rams, Sean McVay, has a spotter. (Capitalism has no problem inventing luxuries of this kind.) His name is Ted Rath. He is a little taller than McVay. He stands behind the young coach (only 33 and considered by many to be something of a genius), whose whole mind is so absorbed by the game that he has no idea who, on the sidelines, is near him, approaching him, about to crash into him. Rath, a strength coach, monitors McVay's surround