Ugh. The Goddamn Eclipse Made Me Cry.

A confirmed skeptic and hater weeps at the beauty of it all.by Katie Herzog Ulet Ifansasti / Getty Images
My dad lied a lot when I was kid. Not malicious lies, really, but he did tell me that he played banjo in the Rolling Stones and that my grandparent's dachshund was my uncle. Because kids are dumb, I believed everything he told me, and so when I reached the age of reason (30) and realized that everything I grew up believing was a lie, I consciously moved in the opposing direction. Now, I don'