Trumpy Bear Is a Real Thing, and I'm Kind of Appalled

by Leilani PolkThe Trumpy Bear commercial as it happened in my living room.
It's 5:32 am Thanksgiving Day and the baby's up so we're up, too, and the living room is bathed in buttcrack-early TV light, the sort that makes everything feel kind of surreal and bizarre but that is absolutely necessary because anything brighter might over-stimulate the baby and keep us from getting her back to sleep. So when the commercial starts, we're paying so little attention that when we both look up, we think it