Trump's Worried About Climate Change, but Only Over Irish Golf Courses

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Climate change is real — but only when it provides a convenient reason for protecting the business interests of Donald Trump.
Here's the backstory: in 2014, Trump acquired a golf course on the coast of Ireland. Just a few days later, a storm wiped out a big stretch of the beach in what we can probably assume was an act of an angry God.
Trump, who apparently never met a wall he didn't like, had the perfect solution: build a 2-mile-