Tim Burton Prepares Dumbo for the Elephant Graveyard

by Sean NelsonDumbo v. Dumbo
I'll allow as how the steady, sharp decline of Tim Burton from visionary weirdo genius to denatured artistic gelding locked away in Disney's solid gold dungeon isn't exactly the most pressing issue facing the world of today. However, the news that Burton had agreed to do a live action remake of Dumbo, of all the classic animated films, has been stuck in the folds of one's esophagus like an unswallowable, indissoluble pill for a while now—long enough that it has