Thoughts on Seattle's Least Functional Ping-Pong Table

A functional item rendered non-functional can still be beautiful, but only in its absurdity. KR
Sometimes when you love something, you have to throw stones at. Not because you want to hurt it, but because you want it to improve, because you love it. For instance, I throw stones at crows because I want the strongest, fastest, most agile crows in America.
I love the ping-pong tables that the City of Seattle, in its finite wisdom, has deposited in several public spaces over the p