Things We Could Do If Feminists Really Had Heads Full of Snakes

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Missouri Republican candidate for Senate Courtland Sykes drew ire this week for, among other bizarre insults, accusing feminists of having "nasty, snake-filled heads." Oh, Courtland. If only it were so. Can you even imagine? Here's what we could do if feminists really had heads full of snakes:
(1) First of all, street harassment would no longer be an issue.
(2) The next time someone says they do